I really want to know. It's important. Someone's honor may depend on it. And if you say it's 'Spit-Take', I need to know whether it's der, die, or das Spit-Take.
And it's called 'Who Shot Burak' (g). It's about the unsolved shooting murder of a young Turkish man named Burak Bektas in Berlin in 2012. I'll have a listen and report back.
The image above is from the Germany Ignorance Report (pdf) of 2014, which quizzed Germans on how much they know about global progress on poverty, illiteracy, women's rights, child mortality, family size, etc. On almost every question, Germans err on the side of underestimating progress.
Why is this? Well, I got me a theory.
Educated Germans like to congratulate themselves on being unusually worldly. They have more money and leisure time than educated folks in many other countries, and they often use it to travel. And educated Germans are, in my experience, quite knowledgeable people.
So much for the educated upper crust, perhaps 15-20 percent of any society.
Ordinary Germans get their news mostly from the tabloid Bild and the 15-minute news segments broadcast at 8:00 PM every night on public television stations. And these follow the time-honored journalistic tradition of 'it bleeds, it leads'. For Bild, that includes crime, war, disasters, celebrity cocaine catastrophes and botox breakdowns.
The nightly news is written and delivered by educated Germans and conceived as a re-education and de-Bild-ification propaganda instrument aimed at the reechy-necked mob. Their priorities are different. Perhaps a little celebrity news as groundbait, especially if the celebrity is endorsing a socially-responsible cause. No news about violent crimes in Germany unless it's unavoidable. But plenty of news, tons of it, about war, poverty, and disaster, especially in the Third World.
I've always wondered exactly how interested ordinary Germans are in crop failure in Indonesia or the machinations of Congolese warlords, but interested or not, the TV nightly informs them. I suppose the ideological justification is to ensure Germans appreciate just how prosperous and peaceful their country is, and to induce vague feelings of survivor guilt about this fact. I surmise that the Third World Disaster Porn component of German public TV news may explain the result of the Ignorance Report.
“The intellectual is so often an imbecile that we should always take him for one until he proves the contrary.”
I forget where, but I once read an convincing account from a medical person that explained that new sources revealed that Schumann's symptoms were consistent with the development of syphilis. Also what killed Nietzsche. It was an extremely common problem, but was hushed up after the deaths of these cultural heroes, leading to decades of fruitless speculation about alternative explanations for their sudden decline into insanity in the prime of life.
This is rather peculiar. I'm not sure what it's good for, but I'm sure some avant-garde German composer has already figured it out.
The sensitive may wish to avert their eyes at 3:45. Otherwise great.
The new blog, How Many? Which Ones? The German Immigration Blog is now up and running at www.germanimmigration.eu. All immigration posts will be there from now on!
Also, this blog can also now be reached under the address www.germanjoys.eu. The old address .com is gone.
Thanks for your patience. There will be some tweaking, so please bear with me.
Late September and early October was a time to remember. Clear skies, cool temperatures. I spent most of the time on my bike, exploring some of the nicer bits of Düsseldorf. Unterbach Lake, a large artificial lake and recreation areas located in the southwest suburb of Unterbach. Schloss Benrath, and 18th-century hunting castle with extensive grounds, and the Südpark/Volksgarten complex, one of the greatest parks in the world.
Here are a few of the raw pictures without much post-processing. Enjoy!
Just a short update.
First, the address of this blog is going to change to www.germanjoys.eu soon. I lost the .com domain to some stupid vulture firm. According to Typepad, you will still be able to find entries under the long typepad domain, andrewhammel.typepad... etc.
The address of the new blog is going to be www.germanimmigration.eu.
Once again, ladies and gents,
www.germanjoys.eu (or this long address you see in your browser)
The changes should take effect by tomorrow, I am assured. I'll post again when they're online. Thanks for your patience!