Legendary abbot Fu Schnickens ran into the gathering hall, ascended the Throne of Wisdom, rang the Bell of Insight, and spake thusly to the disciples: "Hats."
He then went on, speaking louder and louder:
Tiny moist hats.
Tiny moist sizzling hats.
Tiny moist sizzling marzipan hats."
He then fell silent.
Five disciples immediately attained enlightenment. Two lost control over their bowels. One threw himself over the balcony, shrieking, and fell lifeless on the rocks below.
Verily, the wisdom of the Enlightened One is unsearchable!