"If I cross the street with a woman, I am an adulterer; if I cross it with a man, I am a homosexual; if I cross it by myself am addicted to masturbation." -- Karl Kraus
As a special hidden bonus, the crazed tuber, Hitlerized. I finally figured out what drove me to this act of desperation: the highly suspicious red-white-black and brown color scheme of the background. I am only making explicit what 'Potato King' -- if that is their real name -- clearly wanted us to perceive subliminally.