Greg Edgecombe of the British Natural History Museum describes mid-level German government bureaucrats:
"It would be unfair to call them cranky little bastards," said Edgecombe, strongly implying that they are cranky little bastards. They're not heavy on brain matter, and it looks as though there's not much leisure or pleasure in their lives. Since they don't copulate, there's no opportunity for ecstatic sexual release, though [they] do know how to slow-dance. The male reaches out his antennae and taps the last segment of a female. He performs some gyrations to signal that he's making a sperm packet. There's a special organ for spinning the packet, which Edgecombe referred to as "a sad ass little willy."
Er, that was actually about centipedes. Click here for an amazing video of a B-6 Ministerialdirigent hanging from the roof of a cave catching and eating bats.
I suppose it is a small wonder then that German medical professionals (already frustrated in their jobs) are getting funny ideas.
Posted by: Sebastian | July 20, 2011 at 08:41 PM
Stress with the bureaucrats in Heinrich-Heine-Universitaet?
Posted by: dubuc | July 20, 2011 at 07:07 AM