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American Sorority Babes Hunting Hot European Men

"European Men," if y0u're into fresh-smelling, ever-cheerful American sorority gurrrls, just go where Katherine Chloe Cahoon is telling her sisters to go. They want to meet you -- you sexy, romantic, sincere, mature European man, you:

One of those places is, oddly enough, Oktoberfest, err, "Manfest":

And Americans girls, here's your guide to hooking and landing that European man:

The Onion, of course, got here years ago. Take it away, "Giovanni di Salvi":

I'm a 25-year-old carpenter living in Rome, and I don't mind telling you that I get all the action I can handle. I'm not all that handsome or well-dressed, and I'm certainly not rich. In fact, my Italian countrywomen could take me or leave me. But that's just fine, because Rome gets loads of tourist traffic, and American co-eds traveling through Europe are without a doubt the easiest lays in the world.