"European Men," if y0u're into fresh-smelling, ever-cheerful American sorority gurrrls, just go where Katherine Chloe Cahoon is telling her sisters to go. They want to meet you -- you sexy, romantic, sincere, mature European man, you:
One of those places is, oddly enough, Oktoberfest, err, "Manfest":
And Americans girls, here's your guide to hooking and landing that European man:
The Onion, of course, got here years ago. Take it away, "Giovanni di Salvi":
I'm a 25-year-old carpenter living in Rome, and I don't mind telling you that I get all the action I can handle. I'm not all that handsome or well-dressed, and I'm certainly not rich. In fact, my Italian countrywomen could take me or leave me. But that's just fine, because Rome gets loads of tourist traffic, and American co-eds traveling through Europe are without a doubt the easiest lays in the world.
American Sorority Babes are so lovely! I love it and it looks beautifully!
Posted by: Phone Sex | April 28, 2011 at 11:50 AM
The people are loosing their moral while becoming modern. The society needs to be attentive that moral value. Well, it shocking and needed and immediate attention to short out at the earlier.
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Posted by: helenth01 | March 09, 2011 at 04:38 AM
Historically, and as far as the present age is concerned, it's the other way around. The Tri-Delta gals spend an unusual amount of time trying to fend off these hopeless, helpless, egotistical disease bags.
All they would even need to do to commit suicide is jump from their ego to their IQ.
As to the European women, they should realize that lying there like an overcooked vegitable is not concidered intimacy.
Posted by: Joe | January 25, 2011 at 07:09 PM
In what universe is Oktoberfestbier stronger than regular Bier and served in 0,2 l Cognacschwenkern?
Sad that the revenue of this book did not allow for on location filming. But they really did everything, err nothing at all, to make it look like the Wiesn.
Great Post!
Posted by: Mison | January 10, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Now you've finished your book on ending the death penalty, how about a law finally preventing "grown ups" from wearing rompers in public (as seen in vid. II)?
Posted by: onchyophaga | January 10, 2011 at 08:40 AM
I think my irony detector is off - is this stuff serious?
Posted by: Junger Gott | January 09, 2011 at 03:19 PM
Nice post. I love it. Waiting your new posts. Thank you...
Posted by: Devremülk | January 08, 2011 at 03:09 PM
Good god, and I went to all the trouble of starting a career here first, when all I had to do was go to Oktoberfest? Dang.
Posted by: Marcellina | January 06, 2011 at 11:59 PM
I seriously have no words besides WTF???
Posted by: Alex (the other one) | January 06, 2011 at 10:18 PM