Quote of the Day: Helge Schneider on Animals

"I have a strong connection to animals. I had worms once."

Helge Schneider (g)

Here's a Schneider classic (h/t Schorsch), Wurstfachverkäuferin. You could translate this as "Sausage Counter Girl", but that doesn't convey the bureaucratic pomposity of the original. "Specially-Trained Sausage Saleswoman" comes closer. Anyway, just have a look:

Comments

[Ulas]

i am so abso-fucking-lutely delighted by this video.

[Brutha]

You should see him live.. He is in Düsseldorf and/or Neuss Stadthalle almost every year :)

[bosso]

Even better: Helge sings "*Der* Wurstfachverkäuferin" and so ridicules the German laws to label jobs gender-neutrally.