Pick a Church, Any Church

If you don't fancy one of the 21,343 flavors of Christianity (or 'Christianity') that already plague enrich exist in America, you're not out of luck. Just take a steamin' kettle of full gospel, mix in a few prophets and commandments, spice everything up with a lot of hollerin' and singin', and presto -- new church, tailor made just for people like you.

Here we see a fine example, seen in one of the may parts of Houston that look like chunks of the third world tranported to southern Texas -- complete with climate and many original inhabitants:

Comments

[John]

I happen to have family members who have started their own church way out in rural Illinois.

I'm not sure what they call themselves (this is on my personal Do Not Talk About List with these particular people), but I'm quite sure it's not as kick-ass as the 'Firebrand Assemblies of God'.